Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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