"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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