Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
