Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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