I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my sisters under your porch take her home
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Randomize
