maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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