im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think i got beer on your cat.
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