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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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