Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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