I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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