the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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