okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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