They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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