They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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