im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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