I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He passed out mid-signature
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Randomize