Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
only if we run a train.
done.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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