Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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