There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Randomize
