dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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