i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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