last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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