by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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