Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
