I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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