If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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