OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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