Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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