what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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