Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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