trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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