no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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