Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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