Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize