Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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