He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
