Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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