I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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