i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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