I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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