Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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