At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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