Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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