Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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