I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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