Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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