so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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