A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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