i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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