I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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