your thong is hanging out like whoa
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When are your genitals available?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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