Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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